December 31st, 2014

Funny stories about American tourists Krivoy Rog!

Travel agents in the United States have gathered different real stories that surprise its absurdity.

The story:
One business man called and asked about the documents for the flight to China. I reminded him that he still need a visa. He said, "Oh no, I've been to China many times and I never had to have one." I checked again and confidently told him that for his stay required a visa. When I told him, he replied: "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my" American Express ".
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed that he hour layover in Dallas. I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, and he replied: "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to save time between transfers exists."
I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I replied, "No". He said, "But they look so close on the map!"
Called one sweet lady. She wanted to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 and arrives in Chicago at 08:33. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
"I was asked, so I booked a seat on the plane aisle, as the window can be tousled hair in the wind."
A man called, furious trip to Orlando, Florida package we did. I asked him what was the matter. He said he was expecting a room with an ocean view. I tried to explain that this is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied: "Do not lie to me. I looked at the map, and Florida – a very thin state. "
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I just started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, she interrupted me: "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her answer … To-tuuuu.
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag to know whose it luggage?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag my luggage "FAT" (FAT), and I'm overweight – it has something to do? "I was away for a minute," to study this issue "(I was dying laughing) I came back and explained that the conditional code Fresno, California – "FAT", and that the airline just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
I only just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what he meant, and he replied: "I was told my flight number – 823, but no one of the aircraft does not have to imagine such a number. "
A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola (Fla.) on kommyuternom (suburban) plane. She said, "Yes, it does not matter."
Called customer ask about the trip to Hawaii. After discussion, the cost of the trip, he asked: "Would not it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"